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Flight of the Conchords theme (:31)
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Flight of the Conchords theme (2) (:04)
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Episode 1
Hot Women (:38)
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Jemaine: Yeah, I suppose I do talk a lot about getting with some very hot women.
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Jemaine: I'm usually more charismatic than this.
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Episode 2
Jemaine: Why would I stand next to big magnets, Murray?
Murray: I don't know what you do in your personal life.
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She's So Hot - Boom! (2:25)
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New Zealand Rocks the Party (:49)
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Mel: Did you hear that, Doug?
Doug: Yeah, it's terrible.
Mel: It is terrible, Doug. It's terrible! God!
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Mel: Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh, guys?
Jemaine: Just here, thanks, Doug.
Doug: Where?
Mel: Here?
Jemaine: Anywhere.
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Join the Band (:53)
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Jemaine: Just join the band.
Bret: No, I'm not joining the band.
Jemaine: Just join the band.
Bret: I'm not joining the band.
Jemaine: Just join the band.
Bret: No.
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Episode 3
Bret: He was on the fence.
Murray: Bret!
Bret: I was, I was very scared. We were being mugged.
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Murray: Lot of New Zealanders come over here and they come into my office and I give them the vest, a map, and I tell them to stay clear of crowds by going through back alleys. And yet almost every day a New Zealander is mugged.
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March of the Penguins (:27)
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Jemaine: Yours is worse.
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Mel: What are you gonna to do me? Do it! No, don't, don't!
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Jemaine: Just run, Bret. Just run.
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Bret: Is it because I ran away while we were being mugged and left you with guys with a knife?
Jemaine: Yes, actually, yes.
Bret: I knew it, yeah.
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Jemaine: Yes, actually.
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Jemaine: Just pointing out that when you're in a situation where you're being mugged, you shouldn't leave your friend to die.
Bret: Hassling me.
Jemaine: Height of rudeness.
Bret: OK, David Hasselhoff.
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Jemaine: You shouldn't leave your friend to die.
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Jemaine: Height of rudeness.
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Jemaine: In fact I kinda think you ruined my phone when you made me that cameraphone. And my camera.
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Episode 4
Murray: Won't say goodbye, I don't feel like it.
Bret: See ya, Murray.
Jemaine: Bye, Murray.
Bret: Bye. Gonna say bye, Murray?
Murray: No.
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Mel: Yes! It's nice for Bret to have a girlfriend!
Murray: Sure?
Mel: Yes! Is she stupid?
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Bret: What's that song?
Jemaine: Oh nothing, a new song ... called She-Wolf. ... Cold-hearted bitch ... digging a ditch.
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Jemaine: Cold-hearted bitch ... digging a ditch.
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