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Tuesday, July 10, 2007 
Flight of the Conchords Sound Clips 
Great clips and quotes for those searching for Flight of the Conchords mp3s, wavs, sounds, quotes and more.

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flightoftheconchords_sounds.zip

Flight of the Conchords theme (:31)
fotc_theme.wav

Flight of the Conchords theme (2) (:04)
fotc_theme2.wav


Episode 1

Hot Women (:38)
fotc_1_hotwomen.wav

Jemaine: Yeah, I suppose I do talk a lot about getting with some very hot women.
fotc_1_hotwomen2.wav

Jemaine: I'm usually more charismatic than this.
fotc_1_morecharismaticthanthis.wav


Episode 2

Jemaine: Why would I stand next to big magnets, Murray?
Murray: I don't know what you do in your personal life.
fotc_2_bigmagnets.wav

She's So Hot - Boom! (2:25)
fotc_2_shessohotboom.wav

New Zealand Rocks the Party (:49)
fotc_2_rocktheparty.wav

Mel: Did you hear that, Doug?
Doug: Yeah, it's terrible.
Mel: It is terrible, Doug. It's terrible! God!
fotc_2_hearthatdoug.wav

Mel: Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh, guys?
Jemaine: Just here, thanks, Doug.
Doug: Where?
Mel: Here?
Jemaine: Anywhere.
fotc_2_burstintoflames.wav

Join the Band (:53)
fotc_2_jointheband.wav

Jemaine: Just join the band.
Bret: No, I'm not joining the band.
Jemaine: Just join the band.
Bret: I'm not joining the band.
Jemaine: Just join the band.
Bret: No.
fotc_2_jointheband2.wav


Episode 3

Bret: He was on the fence.
Murray: Bret!
Bret: I was, I was very scared. We were being mugged.
fotc_3_iwasveryscared.wav

Murray: Lot of New Zealanders come over here and they come into my office and I give them the vest, a map, and I tell them to stay clear of crowds by going through back alleys. And yet almost every day a New Zealander is mugged.
fotc_3_sayclearofcrowds.wav

March of the Penguins (:27)
fotc_3_marchofthepenguins.wav

Jemaine: Yours is worse.
fotc_3_yoursisworse.wav

Mel: What are you gonna to do me? Do it! No, don't, don't!
fotc_3_doitdontdont.wav

Jemaine: Just run, Bret. Just run.
fotc_3_justrun.wav

Bret: Is it because I ran away while we were being mugged and left you with guys with a knife?
Jemaine: Yes, actually, yes.
Bret: I knew it, yeah.
fotc_3_guyswithaknife.wav

Jemaine: Yes, actually.
fotc_3_yesactually.wav

Jemaine: Just pointing out that when you're in a situation where you're being mugged, you shouldn't leave your friend to die.
Bret: Hassling me.
Jemaine: Height of rudeness.
Bret: OK, David Hasselhoff.
fotc_3_leaveyourfriendtodie.wav

Jemaine: You shouldn't leave your friend to die.
fotc_3_leaveyourfriendtodie2.wav

Jemaine: Height of rudeness.
fotc_3_heightofrudeness.wav

Jemaine: In fact I kinda think you ruined my phone when you made me that cameraphone. And my camera.
fotc_3_andmycamera.wav


Episode 4

Murray: Won't say goodbye, I don't feel like it.
Bret: See ya, Murray.
Jemaine: Bye, Murray.
Bret: Bye. Gonna say bye, Murray?
Murray: No.
fotc_4_byemurray.wav

Mel: Yes! It's nice for Bret to have a girlfriend!
Murray: Sure?
Mel: Yes! Is she stupid?
fotc_4_niceforbret.wav

Bret: What's that song?
Jemaine: Oh nothing, a new song ... called She-Wolf. ... Cold-hearted bitch ... digging a ditch.
fotc_4_shewolf.wav

Jemaine: Cold-hearted bitch ... digging a ditch.
fotc_4_coldheartedbitch.wav


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flightoftheconchords_sounds.zip

More Flight of the Conchords sounds (mp3):
What the Folk - Sounds