[from Jessica]

1. Harry Potter.
I’ve never read any of the books. I saw one of the movies because Goober dragged me to it. I had no idea what was going on in the movie and thus did not have a very good time. This is a cultural phenomenon that I’m starting to dislike out of spite, I freely admit.

2. Chocolate, Coffee & Beer.
I eat chocolate sometimes, have a beer occasionally and never drink coffee. I could go the rest of my life without these things and not think twice about it.

3. Singing “American Pie” at Jake Ivory’s.
I really really hate this. Really.

4. Red Sox Fans.
I was going to write “Boston Red Sox,” but I really don’t have anything against the team. (Except maybe that whole history-of-racism thing.) It’s the fans that drive me crazy. And before you suggest that I’m only bitter because my team got crushed in the 2004 World Series, it’s not true. Ask my friends. I’ve disliked them for a long time, and the World Series just made it worse. I was supposed to be happy for them and I just couldn't do it. They need to learn a few things about sportsmanship, in my opinion.

5. Live Music.
I do enjoy concerts sometimes, like the opera in Central Park or watching Dave Matthews from a luxury box, but I’ve never been one to seek out bands I like to see them live. In college I went to some concerts with a friend that shared the same taste, but otherwise, I’ve never really gotten into it. I’m not against it, it’s just not something I’m passionate about.

Honorable Mention: Honesty As Antisocial Behavior.

[I’m not passing this on to anyone, but do it if you want.]