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Tuesday, May 18, 2004 
Outlook Good 
I'm a planner. Even my spontaneity is planned. (Though I decided to get my nose pierced just the night before I did, I'd actually been thinking about it for nine months.) So when things are uncertain, I get stressed.

This week, there are a lot of uncertainties: my health, jury duty, the weather, conflicting TV schedules. Oh, the stress.

What to do? Consult The Magic 8 Ball, of course.


Do I have allergies?
  VERY DOUBTFUL  

Do I have a lung infection?
  IT IS DECIDEDLY SO  

Is a body rash the new look for summer?
  DON'T COUNT ON IT  

Do I really need to be taking steriods to get rid of said rash?
  AS I SEE IT, YES  

Was that too much information?
  WITHOUT A DOUBT  

Will these "spot thunderstorms" ruin
the Mets vs. Cardinals game tonight?
  REPLY HAZY, TRY AGAIN  

Will a lung infection keep me from Shea Stadium?
  MY SOURCES SAY NO  

Should I tape 24 or Colonial House tonight?
  CONCENTRATE AND ASK AGAIN  

Will Jack Bauer save the world again, blah blah blah?
  YES  

Will Colonial House's Paul Hunt be taking his shirt off again?
  YES DEFINITELY  
Colonial House it is.

Do I have jury duty tomorrow?
  IT IS CERTAIN  

Will I be picked for a jury?
  ASK AGAIN LATER  
Gah!

Did I leave my cell phone charger in Boston?
  MOST LIKELY  

Is it possible to be even more broke than I am now?
  BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW  
Damn you, 8 Ball.

This is kind of a shitty week, isn't it?
  CANNOT PREDICT NOW  


That's the spirit! It is only Tuesday, after all. Gotta keep a positive attitude, ya know?
  OUTLOOK GOOD